What they say about drinking

“Buy a man a beer and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew and he wastes a lifetime.”

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.”
–W.C. Fields

“You can’t be a real country unless you have beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
–Frank Zappa

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
–Ernest Hemmingway

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
–Winston Churchill

“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”
–Catherine Zandonella

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.”
Winston Churchill’s reply: “Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.”

“Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
–Oscar Wilde

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
–Benjamin Franklin

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
–Dave Barry

“I drink to make other people interesting.”
–George Jean Nathan

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
–Dean Martin