A few words about sex

“If it were weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.”
Rodney Dangerfield

I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know.
Garry Shandling

 I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield

I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

Women need a reason to have sex.  Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns (1896 – 1996)

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes she’s a tramp.
Joan Rivers

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.
Woody Allen

Sex is God’s joke on human beings.
Bette Davis

Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
Sophia Loren