A few words about sex
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal (1947 - )
It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Mister Sandman, 1994
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry Shandling (1949 - )
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns (1896 - 1996)
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers (1935 - )
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor (1919 - )
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen (Born 1935)
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
Sophia Loren
If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield