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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
      Garry Shandling (1949 - )

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
      George Burns (1896 - 1996)

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
      Joan Rivers (1935 - )

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
      Zsa Zsa Gabor (1919 - )

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
      Woody Allen (Born 1935)

Sex is God's joke on human beings.
      Bette Davis

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
      Sophia Loren

If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
      Rodney Dangerfield