... about drinking
--anonymous
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
--W.C. Fields
"You can't be a real country unless you have beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
--Frank Zappa
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
--Ernest Hemmingway
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
--Winston Churchill
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
--Catherine Zandonella
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Winston Churchill's reply: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
--Oscar Wilde
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
--Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
--Dave Barry
"I drink to make other people interesting."
--George Jean Nathan
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
--Dean Martin