8 thoughts to ponder

Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6: Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. They can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2: In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought: Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers– What you do today, might burn you tomorrow

… and as I recently read: “Don’t worry about old age– It doesn’t last that long.”

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